recently saw an article on the Internet that a day of women men and goddesses was very interesting, so I shared it with you. In fact, I don’t think it’s so exaggerated. By comparison, I think I’m neither a goddess nor a female man. I think the difference between us is that our lifestyle and work and rest rules are different. I still hope you have a healthy and regular work and rest time.
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in the morning, the day of Goddess luxury and high-end began. Get up and dress up carefully, wash your face, protect your skin, moisturize and beautify your face… A set of ISO processes ensure that every inch of skin from hair to toes is perfect. In the face of the rich and handsome, there is competition among the goddesses. The early bird gets the worm. The more the goddess, the more she understands the truth. Women don’t care whether they have connotation or not. First of all, they have to have a good face, otherwise no matter how rich your connotation is.
in contrast, the female man was sleeping on her back in bed, and the voice was loud. When I turned over, the bed board creaked. Female men always make use of the characteristics of tiger back and bear waist, twist to the extreme in bed, sometimes with the rhythm of biting their teeth, farting and chirping, and sleep in the morning. Reluctant to wake up. Unable to sleep at night and get up in the morning is a normal state of lonely women.
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in the morning, the goddess always reminds herself to be evil and keep her face as fresh as an angel. The goddess likes aerobic exercise, which can keep her figure most effectively. Every line of the goddess is haunting. In the goddess’s life, daily exercise is essential, which is also the secret of how they are loved. Did the goddess’s breast enhancement, long legs and small waist fall from the sky? If it weren’t for a cold, how could you get breast enhancement and fragrance. Good looking face is equivalent to the stepping stone of graduation certificate, and the figure is the high-end certification. Just having a face without a body will only let men have a look. If men want to stop, they still rely on a good body.
the female man is still in a dream. Dream of all kinds of food, fried pork, sliced meat, ground three delicacies… Open a big mouth fork and make a bed of saliva. The sleeping expression makes people look at it. They don’t want to eat for half a month. The earthquake, thunder and firecrackers couldn’t wake her up in her dream.
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the goddess began to do yoga. This is a high-end sport. It can not only maintain the figure and regulate the endocrine, but also improve the combination of body and mind. Being close to nature makes the goddess more and more immortal and refined. It’s not only good for women, but also for men. Otherwise, why is soft girl favored by men most?
no mistake! The female man is still sleeping, sleeping in the dark, magnificent mountains and rivers, snoring like a lion! Like a dead pig. However, we should remind you that when a female man is sleeping, he must keep a distance of more than five meters away from her. Otherwise, as soon as the female man turns over, her strong body like reinforced concrete will press on you, either fracture or paralysis. Women always sleep until noon. There is never a morning in life.
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noon, the goddess went to the restaurant for dinner. At this time, she almost turned back. Her lips were red, her teeth were white and her hair was fragrant. A frown and a smile are charming and charming. At a glance, my heart is broken! The goddess has a small appetite and speaks softly, such as dripping cherries. She can’t help but want to bite! But the goddess is a goddess after all. All the losers in the world dare not blaspheme.
the female man finally got up from the bed, unkempt. Looking back at the woman’s bed, it was a crime scene! Don’t brush your teeth, don’t wash your face, eat breakfast directly! In fashionable words, what women men eat is called brunch. In fact, it’s neither fish nor fowl. I don’t know what’s the first meal. Burping overnight, scratching his hair like snow, buttoning the soles of his feet and rubbing his shit eyes. Female men are really iron men, iron stomach king. They can eat what is delicious or not. There is no word “lose weight” in their world! Facing a large bowl of noodles, the first sentence is usually “who can eat such a large bowl.” The sentence after eating is “can you give me some more soup ~”
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PM. The goddess and her girlfriends go shopping. You know, the goddess’s friends are basically goddesses. These 360 degree dead angle, laughing and scolding beautiful girls make those “female men”, “tree piers” and “female losers” itch. This is the existence of God! Walk in various a Avenue, b square and C center. They are the main force of fashion consumption of various international brands and famous brands. The feeling of buying a bag doesn’t depend on the price. Only when you like it and bring it, can a woman feel it when she buys instant noodles in the supermarket.
after eating and drinking, the female man turned on the computer. Make complaints about the heavy metal in agriculture, open all kinds of post bar, forum, the bean paste group brush the post to see which male star is in love again, which female star is getting plastic again, who married to the rich and powerful family, who has a son… Crazy Tucao. Female men also know health preservation. They like to eat cucumbers. They take cucumbers in their hands and chew them. They stare at the computer and giggle while eating. The female man has great strength and muscular arms. She has been trained by moving bricks for a long time and exercising alone at night. Don’t mess with a woman. It only takes a straight fist to seriously hurt you.
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it’s time for the goddess’s afternoon tea. All kinds of little girlfriends and celebrities gather in the afternoon. Eating afternoon tea is not for eating, but a more elegant place to compare who eats it. Slow drinking of small tea, fine snacks, whispering and dignified behavior. They will discuss the calorie content of this cookie, whether the blueberry sauce is airlifted from North America, whether the tea is produced in Sri Lanka… During this period, they will miss the most authentic British black tea they drank when studying in London. The cloudy weather in Beijing has a bit of London’s shadow, which makes people feel very sad.
women men also have afternoon tea time. Women men never lack all kinds of potato chips and bottled tea drinks. The difference is that they all enjoy them alone in front of the computer. This fierce animal calling itself “labor and capital” will not let this day pass! Iron teeth and copper teeth gnaw at watermelon and look at comics. If you have nothing to do, go around the post bar. NIMA lies in the slot and hangs orally. Female men have good teeth, which can not only make bottle openers, but also be fruit knives.
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in the evening, it’s time for the appointment. Gao Fushui picked up the goddess in a luxury car. The process is probably like this. French food in the western restaurant is served with red wine, all kinds of lobsters, snails, foie gras and raw seafood… The goddess talks and laughs with Gao Fushui while eating at will. Paris fashion week, New York Nasdaq It’s a topic that Zurich’s losers and women will never touch in a lifetime. After enjoying the perfect food, there are all kinds of club private clubs to expand the communication circle… After some entertainment, Gao fushuai sent the goddess home bitterly under the repeated politeness of the goddess. The reason why the goddess is a goddess is that the goddess has a must kill skill: don’t fuck!
the female man also came to the date time. After eating a bowl of lasagna, they talked and laughed at the video of ergouzi they met not long ago at home. All kinds of masturbation, foul mouthed female men speak more, and the two dogs are stunned and salivated. Female men are keen on all kinds of wonderful stories and pornographic jokes. No matter the other man, woman, old or young, they promise to make you laugh and pee on the spot. Female men are the third gender in the world. They never avoid going naked. Of course, their chest is like an airport and their hips are like a water tank. Dew is more bloody than no dew.
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the reason why the goddess is a goddess is that her speech and behavior always reflect her own quality, which needs to be tempered repeatedly. As a goddess, you must master the skills of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. The goddess has good taste in speaking. Whether it’s Tang poetry, Song Ci, or cangyang Jiacuo’s poetry, which one is not handy and casual, the loser is stunned. This is a loser. She should read more, learn posture, and increase her wisdom. She is not afraid that she can’t answer the words of the goddess.
female men love all kinds of talent shows and watch the significance of stars on TV. For a while, I didn’t listen to my call. For a while, I picked up my mobile phone to vote for my favorite contestants. I cried and burst into tears. Go back to the major post bars and post“ If the champion is not XX, I will never watch this program again! Why did you black out my “x treasure”? The female man will always live in the world of lust.
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the goddess’s perfect day is over. After returning home, she takes a bath and before going to bed, she turns on the computer. Various SNS communities, microblogs and QQ receive countless messages: “drink more water, go to bed early”, “have a good rest after a tired day”, “good night, meimoda” the goddess sweeps all the messages, smiles and uniformly replies “hehe”. Giving people unlimited reverie and no chance will only make losers fall into an infinite cycle of despair.
at this time, the female man has just reached the vigorous moment of physiology and psychology. She opens the player and brings snacks. I was as energetic as a chicken. I began to knock all kinds of Hong Kong dramas, Japanese dramas, American dramas and Korean dramas… I brushed my microblog and visited the post bar until I fell asleep in front of the computer.